Liberal Electoral Reform Survey Based on Cosmo Quizzes

 The Liberals have been ridiculed for spending millions on the simplistic and biased MyDemocracy Survey. Now it has been discovered why – it is based on quizzes from Cosmo Magazine.

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Both P.M. Trudeau and Maryam Monsef claim they didn’t see the survey

 

It seems that the high paid team the Liberals put in place for their election reform survey did their research while waiting at the hairdressers. It has been revealed that the survey has plagiarized past quizzes from the back of Cosmo Magazine.

How big are your ovaries? Are you a secret Bitch? Is this a sex toy or a piece of Jewelry?

The survey has been strongly ridiculed online, in media and in parliament. They may have not been so harsh if they realized it was based on a hard hitting Magazine quiz, known for cracking such hard hitting questions as: How big are your ovaries? Are you a secret Bitch? Is this a sex toy or a piece of Jewelry?

Prime Minister Trudeau has been quoted as saying:

 Maryam I said – Reform My Election –  not –  Re-Form My Erection!”

The concept of First-Past-the-Post looks a bit different in this light.

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Cosmo may ask Trudeau to do a topless spread or else face plagiarism charges 

  These MyDemocracy Survey questions have been matched up with the Cosmo Quiz questions


My Democracy: Governments should have to negotiate their policy decisions with other parties in Parliament, even if it is less clear who is accountable for the resulting policy.

Cosmo: Cosmo Girls should have to negotiate their sex positions with partners in Bed, even if it is less clear who is accountable for the resulting orgasm.


My Democracy: Voters should be able to express multiple preferences on the ballot, even if this means that it takes longer to count the ballots and announce the election result.

 Cosmo: Lovers should be able to express multiple preferences in the bed, even if this means that it takes longer to achieve all the positions and scream the orgasmic results.


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Cosmo: It is better for both partners to have to decide together than for one partner to make all the decisions in where to eat out, even if it takes longer to book a reservation.


My Democracy: The day of a federal election should be a statutory holiday.

Cosmo: The day of your Birthday should be a Day off from Work.


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Members of Parliament should reflect the diversity of Canadian society, even if it means putting in place special measures to increase the representation of certain groups.

Cosmo: Outfits at for dating should reflect the diversity of a girl’s wardrobe, even if it means putting in place special combinations to make sure he sees everything only once.

 

 

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