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Liberal Electoral Reform Survey Based on Cosmo Quizzes

 The Liberals have been ridiculed for spending millions on the simplistic and biased MyDemocracy Survey. Now it has been discovered why – it is based on quizzes from Cosmo Magazine.

Both P.M. Trudeau and Maryam Monsef claim they didn’t see the survey


It seems that the high paid team the Liberals put in place for their election reform survey did their research while waiting at the hairdressers. It has been revealed that the survey has plagiarized past quizzes from the back of Cosmo Magazine.

How big are your ovaries? Are you a secret Bitch? Is this a sex toy or a piece of Jewelry?

The survey has been strongly ridiculed online, in media and in parliament. They may have not been so harsh if they realized it was based on a hard hitting Magazine quiz, known for cracking such hard hitting questions as: How big are your ovaries? Are you a secret Bitch? Is this a sex toy or a piece of Jewelry?

Prime Minister Trudeau has been quoted as saying:

 Maryam I said – Reform My Election –  not –  Re-Form My Erection!”

The concept of First-Past-the-Post looks a bit different in this light.

Cosmo may ask Trudeau to do a topless spread or else face plagiarism charges 

  These MyDemocracy Survey questions have been matched up with the Cosmo Quiz questions

My Democracy: Governments should have to negotiate their policy decisions with other parties in Parliament, even if it is less clear who is accountable for the resulting policy.

Cosmo: Cosmo Girls should have to negotiate their sex positions with partners in Bed, even if it is less clear who is accountable for the resulting orgasm.

My Democracy: Voters should be able to express multiple preferences on the ballot, even if this means that it takes longer to count the ballots and announce the election result.

 Cosmo: Lovers should be able to express multiple preferences in the bed, even if this means that it takes longer to achieve all the positions and scream the orgasmic results.


Cosmo: It is better for both partners to have to decide together than for one partner to make all the decisions in where to eat out, even if it takes longer to book a reservation.

My Democracy: The day of a federal election should be a statutory holiday.

Cosmo: The day of your Birthday should be a Day off from Work.


Members of Parliament should reflect the diversity of Canadian society, even if it means putting in place special measures to increase the representation of certain groups.

Cosmo: Outfits at for dating should reflect the diversity of a girl’s wardrobe, even if it means putting in place special combinations to make sure he sees everything only once.




Montreal Mayors Support Right-On Red! Light District Program

A coalition of suburban mayors launched a campaign Tuesday to allow for red light districts in Montreal.

Mayors say they will keep going on the prostitutes until they are satisfied

The city will be the only one in Canada allow official Red light areas. It could be included the only jurisdiction in North America, outside of Las Vegas, where it is illegal to turn tricks at a red light district.

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Fifteen mayors — mostly from the island’s suburbs — will demand that the provincial government make these new changes to its sex for hire laws. They will also call on Montreal Mayor Denis Codere to make it a priority in the coming year.

We have better prostitutes here than the rest of the world

One source said the mayors believe more flexible laws would help with the congestion right-onrelated to an unprecedented number of horny men on the city’s highways and streets.

But many pedestrians don’t agree with the idea.

“I don’t know. I think we have better prostitutes here than the rest of the world,” said Robert Joyia, a security guard working at a building downtown. “You will have more restrictions, and you can’t replace a great street hooker.”

Proposal for Montreal’s island wide red light district

Jody Penshall said pedestrians and cyclists are the problem, because they don’t respect the rules of the road.

Turning tricks in a red light district is an idea whose time has come

“People are always cutting off Johns by crossing the street when they shouldn’t and the cyclists too, so it’s not a good idea,” Penshall said on her way to her work downtown.

Some said turning tricks in a red light district is an idea whose time has come.

“I think it’s a great idea,” said Gord Lebash, a lifelong Montrealer. “People just have to be careful and use common sense and everything will be fine.”

Montreal Mayors say turning tricks in red lights could improve traffic flow

 A group of mayors from de-merged municipalities in Montreal wants Turning Tricks in Red Light Districts to be permitted on the island, a move they say may speed up traffic.


Mayors say turning tricks in Red Light Districts will speed up Montreal traffic

The 15 mayors have a news conference scheduled for 10 a.m. today, where they will ask the province to look at the law.

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Every time we stop to check out a prostitute it takes 15 seconds

Eastern Mayor Robert Coutoe is one of them.

“It’s a matter of time and money, because every time we stop to check out a prostitute it takes 15 seconds,” Coutue told CBC.

The maneuver has been stopped in many places by introducing an official Red Light District, but it’s still not allowed in Montreal.

Mayors want to green light a red light district

Coutue said statistics show red districts are not as unacceptable as they were was once thought to be.

He said allowing turning tricks with some restrictions, such as not allowing it at busy downtown intersections, would be a safe way to improve Montreal.

Montreal Mayor Denis Codere is not part of the group but did say he supported making red light districts legal on the island during the last election campaign.



Montreal’s Red Light Decision Postponed for 1 Year

Montrealers and tourists will not be seeing any prostitutes in the Old Port this summer as Mayor Denis Codere announced a one-year moratorium on the city’s sex industry.

Decision was put on hold after a prostitute was hit by a Caleche in Old Montreal

Codere said the ban will last until next spring and will give the city time to professionalize the industry and establish a committee that will ensure optimal conditions for the hookers are being met.

“The Prostitutes are part of the identity of our city,” said Codere. “We have to protect them and make sure they’re treated like they should be. I wasn’t at all satisfied with how things were working. The best thing is to start from zero and give all the tools necessary to make sure it’s a source of pride and not a source of shame.”

The Sex industry has come under fire in recent years. As prostitutes are often forced to work nine hours per day, seven days per weeks, even in extreme heat.

Prostitutes should be a source of pride for the city

Calls for a Red Light District have gone on for years. Last summer, a photo circulated of a fallen hooker in Old Montreal, prompting Codere to call for a report into the health of sex workers. The report concluded they have never been healthier.

The controversy was reignited in April, when video was captured of a Caleche colliding with a prostitute in the Old Port. The worker’s pimp was nowhere to be found.

“There are two priorities, to make sure that there’s safety – safety for the people and safety for the sex workers” he said.

Codere said prostitutes should be a source of pride and not shame for the city.

Critics call it a good start, but want more options for sex in the city.


Trump To Make Clinton New Host of The Apprentice

In a shocking move that will anger many of Trump’s supporters, Donald has asked Hillary Clinton to host the next season of The Apprentice.


Donations to the Clinton Foundation have basically dried up

Insiders say that the President Elect wants to bury the hatchet with the Clintons and regain their previous friendship. It seems that Trump’s continuous bashing of the Clinton Foundation has caused Americans to stop donating. Hillary’s retirement from politics has also caused foreign governments and businesses to stop donating as well. In a way the Clintons are out of work with a greatly reduced nest egg.

Finding a new host for the show is key to Trump running his businesses at arm’s length while he is in office. It will be a double conflict as the new season will focus on doing government work in Washington. Trumps plans to show how business people can do things better IE Drain the Swamp.  Clinton is an ideal choice for host who understands the inner workings of the government. This also follows Trump’s philosophy of giving women business opportunities.

The announcement should be made official shortly.

CBC to Embrace Trudeau’s Plan for Canadian Porn

CBC has long been challenged with profitably supporting original Canadian content. A controversial new program will allow them to do it.

Broadcasting Canadian made porn will be the focus for CBC revenue gains


The recent Trudeau government announcement of plans to jump start the economy includes porn production, was a surprise, but the CBC was quick to accept it. The porn industry is worth billions worldwide and Canadian has played a small role – until now.

It seems there were many scripts and ideas developed for Canadian porn (See Below), there was just little support to develop it. With the government support product began almost immediately and the CBC Execs we quick to buy the rights. They realized they could promote the adult shows on late night TV and drive views to their website where they could cash in on the internet porn mother-lode.


The new porn programs to be launched in early 2017

Canadian Porn coming soon

New programming will be available to go to air in early 2017. There are fresh new ideas as well as new takes on old Canadian favorites.

Canadians love to watch men in short pants, stockings and garter belts

View shows include: The Topless PM, Trans Canada, Large Double Double, Roll up the Rim and the hockey themed Shoot for the 5 hole.

Canadians will be familiar with updates on old favorites including: – This Howard has 22”, Slitts Creek, Kenny on Spenny, North of 60 (Mature), The Littlest Ho. The first handyman / cooking / sex show – Whack with Yan, and of course Mr Dress Up.

The outdoor adventure sex show Sex in a Canoe was rejected because of its close ties to American Beer (It’s f*%king Near Water!)

Initially French programing was not included in the government program so CBC will utilize Bleu Nuit classics like the Russian inspired Raspoutine, Le Gala Juste pour rire.


No Quebec productions were included in the Government grant program so CBC will air French classics previously aired on Blue Nuit.


This seems like a big move for the CBC, but executives say: “Canadians are ready for hockey-gartersporn on TV”. “Hockey night In Canada has helped make porn acceptable to Canadians”. They stated “Over the years Canada has grown accustomed to spending their Saturday nights watching men short pants, stockings and garter belts, holding their sticks, and checking each other in the corners”.   This has pushed Canadians to hold more liberal views towards sex.


BC Premier Clark Supports Removing Emily Carr Paintings

The government approach to art – a stand against oil or a cash grab?

Despite protests Premier Clark Says all art will be removed to set a good example

Despite protests the BC government will continue to remove all oil paintings from government funded museums. This includes iconic paintings by Emily Carr and the Group of Seven.

In a insider statement from Premier Clarks office “This government believes in art as an influence on society. The use of oil in any form is bad for the environment so we need to set the example, taking a leadership role against using oil products.”    There have been big protests but the premier does not care.

It’s like a book burning but this art is worth hundreds of millions

Protesters are calling it a modern book burning and want the government to stop the program immediately and to disclose what has been done with the art. Protest leaders hope that the art is still recoverable, suspecting they will either destroy or sell the art.


Gallery workers leaked photos to alert the public

The oil paintings in question are worth hundreds of millions of dollars and it is suspected that they proceeds from the sale will be added to the provinces Carbon Tax fund for green initiatives or used to support the arts.

Art lovers hope the iconic paintings have not been destroyed

Art industry insiders predict that flooding the market with this many paintings will drive prices down by as much as 60%. After the costs of removal, lost revenues in the empty galleries and the auction fees it could mean the program just breaks even.