For months Saturday Night Live producers have been asking KellyAnne Conway to join the show. Finally Steve Bannon has allowed President Trump to let her join the cast.
Donald Trump is a natural showman and has built a White House staff that has some of the most talented comics in the world. Shows like Saturday Night Live have been struggling to come up with comedy sketches that are funnier than the real thing.
Now the show’s producers have taken the opportunity to grab KellyAnne Conway – a key Trump advisor that the President has tossed aside.
Conway has a huge following on social media and traditional media where people love to laugh at her. She has many popular characters that have gone viral, but she excels at Improv. In interviews with news media she has made up facts on the spot delivered them with a serious deadpan face. She is not a afraid to break boundaries as when she made up terrorist attacks on American soil.
The show will be a first as it will be filmed exclusively by microwave cameras. These were brought to the forefront by Conway (in a rare fit of seriousness). She explained to CNN that while popular in Russia, most Americans were unaware their microwaves had cameras. The exact date of the show is still to be announced by Saturday Night Live Staff.
A stampede of refugees used a spring blizzard as cover to cross the Canadian Border from New York State. The question is who organized it?
During a raging spring blizzard on March 14th refugees stampeded across the Canada US border from New York State to Lacolle Quebec. This is the first time since Donald Trump became President that a significant number of refugees crossed the border into Canada.
Hundreds, perhaps thousands are believed to have made it across
Authorities are questioning whether this is a sign of things (refugee numbers) to come and wonder who helped organize this group of border jumpers.
Prior to this refugees jumping the border were limited to a few a day. Yesterday under cover of the storm hundreds, perhaps thousands are believed to have made it across.
With numbers like this is it is clear they were organized. What not clear is was it done in the US or Canada?
A police roadblock and white-outs from the blizzard caused refugees to abandon their cars and run for the border.
American refugees entering Canada through official border crossings will be returned to America as per border treaties. If they enter by crossing the open border they can stay and seek refugee status.
This has lead border authorities to suspect that these refugees had help and organization to attempt the crossing when they did in such numbers.
Refugees purposely crashed the cars to keep the border security patrols busy
Rather than walking long distances through the snowy wilderness they drove close to the border in cars and used the storm for cover as they ran across the last fields and crossed the border.
Refugees purposely crashed the cars to keep the border security patrols busy while they ran the short distance across the border.
The border in this area is not secured by walls or regular border patrols but it is under heavy electronic surveillance. Sensors, cameras and drones collect data and send it to intelligence centers where the border is closely monitored.
Some were convinced that President Trump organized this to promote his border security plans
During the blizzard many of the cameras drones and sensors were not 100% functional so identifying the situation took loner than usual. When border patrols were dispatched, they had to contend with the blizzard as well.
Driving was slow and many of the cars purposely crashed their cars to block the patrols from reaching them. No one was seriously hurt but many crossed the border untouched.
The questions to be answered are:
Who organized so many refugees to cross at the same time?
How did they know the surveillance technology was not working in the storm?
Who owned the cars that they used and crashed?
It’s also unclear if the organization came from the American side or Canadian. Some were convinced that President Trump organized this to promote his border security plans. Others thought that Prime Minister Trudeau had the border guards turn a blind eye to allow more of the valuable refugees into the county.
Justin and Ivanka have been close since they met last month in Washington, now they are hooking up again on the set of Game of Thrones.
Justin Trudeau has put government activities on hold until he better understands what President Trump’s economic policies will be. Ivanka Trump has stopped designing clothes until retailers confirm they will carry her lines. So the opportunity for them to make a guest appearance on Season 7 of HBO’s most popular show is perfect.
The main role of a Prime Minister is to get re-elected and Justin Trudeau seems perfect for it. His looks and charisma have carried him for a few years without implementing any new government policies.
His Liberal government has focused on spending to the point where it will take years for Canadians to pay it off. So he needs to find a new way to remain popular with voters.
Ivanka became interested when she heard that Trudeau would be guesting.
Trudeau’s advisors worked hard to set this up hoping that it will appeal to young Millennial voters. He has been seen at his regular gym practicing with swords so there could be some interesting fight scenes planned for him.
It is not know if he will get the customary G.O.T. tattoo that the show guests get as a badge of honor after being on the show.
Ivanka Trump’s plucked eyebrows and heavy model’s makeup will not suite the show, where are rumors she may even wear blue contacts to make her character more believable.
Ivanka admitted that she did not know much about the Adventure Fantasy show but claimed any time spent with Justin Trudeau was an adventure and her fantasy would be to act in a romantic scenes.
As for the G.O.T. tattoo – Ivanka’s father did not want to approve her getting one as he doesn’t find them sexy. However when Steve Bannon heard Trump say “You don’t put a bumper sticker on a Porsche!” He told him he had to make sure she got one as Porsche’s are foreign cars and they need to break the rules.
The date the show will be aired has not yet been released by HBO.
A 100% off coupon caused a near riot with Hundreds of shoppers in McComb, Mississippi fashion store.
McComb Mississippi: In an ugly scene normally saved for Black Friday, hundreds of angry shoppers vandalized De Loxy Fashions. The customers were excited by the store’s 100% off coupons. They were expecting to use them to get free clothing.
It was like a food fight with clothes!
The store’s owner Roy De Lox was happy with the shopping frenzy until the customers tried to pay with just the coupons. When he realized what they were trying to do he threw everyone out of the store and locked the door.
Store staff said “it was like a food fight with clothes” as customers made an angry exit. “Then they started messing up the front of the store with garbage, lipstick anything they could find.”
We mark things up 100%, so 100% Off means everything is half price!
Mr De Lox was very upset with the customers“We wanted to clear out inventory to make room for spring fashions.” “Since we mark things up 100%, so 100% off means everything is half price, not free!” “These people are crazy if they think we are giving the whole store away for free.”
” We work hard and give 110% every day and then a bunch of crazy customers show up and try to take things for free” continued Mr De Lox
Police cleared the shoppers away and no charges were laid. The Federal Bureau of consumer protection is investigating.
McComb is the hometown of superstar Brittney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn Spears. It is not known if they shop at this store.
The Trump administration basically dropped the nickname “Obamacare” and gave the same plan back to the people. Is Trump a Sales guru a Branding genius or something more sinister?
President Trump is starting to get freaked out about how much he can get away with. Even a group of complete idiots shouldn’t be this dumb.
Like a Teflon flim flam man the crazier he gets them more it seems to make sense to his followers.
Is Donald Trump a Master… of Mass Hypnosis?
Trumps ability to say and do whatever he wants unnatural and people are beginning to think his show The Apprentice was some sort of mass hypnosis tool. Trump put viewers under during commercials and at the start of the show to keep the ratings up. The at the end he would say the key phrase “your fired”to wake them up.
Trump hasn’t said “your fired” for a while so the theory is that he was able to put people under during his inauguration ceremony. Security kept people away from the live proceedings so Trump could hypnotize them through the TV and social media.
Star Wars fans think Trump is using Jedi mind tricks
President Trump rarely gives plans, facts or figures to convince people. Instead he makes Jedi like suggestions – “I am the only one who can do it”, “it will be bigger and better”, “trust me”, “the media is fake news”.
His craziest tweets are made at night so people see them as they are waking up and a bit hazy. No other politician has been able to do what he has – is he a Jedi master?
Trump the Conman
Now Trump has successfully convinced the nation that Obamacare – the nickname for the Affordable Healthcare program – is a completely separate healthcare plan that must be cancelled. Then he can kill the nickname and give the same thing back without any changes and people love it. It could be the biggest con since Bre-X gold investment scam of the 1990’s The more ridiculous it sounds the more believable it is to his followers.
Russia-gate, Obama wiretaps, Trump security briefings, Alien technology. This conspiracy theory connects so much it is hard to know where to start.
The Russia-gate rumor is all about power and money. Presidents Trump and Putin crave it and are in a political struggle over it.
Basically the Russian leader wants Trump to reveal the secrets of Area 51. He wants access to the Alien technology the US has hidden there. Reverse engineering it could lead to a boom in the Russian economy through innovation and manufacturing.
If President Trump gives Russia access to Area 51 they would let him bring Trump Hotels to Russian. It would be a profitable business move for Trump but also allow the Russians to make $ billions in payments for the Alien Technology.
This is why Putin helped Trump get elected and why Trump advisors have had numerous meetings with Russia that are getting them into trouble.
Trump also has the option to use the technology at home in his Make America Great Again campaign. He wouldn’t make as much money but it would make him a stronger President and feed his ego.
Fear Russians could build weapons by reverse engineering the alien technology
Prior to his inauguration it looked like Trump would partner with the Russians and choose the $ billions. Since then things have gotten pretty tricky for Trump.
The American President claims that he is too smart to attend security briefings, the truth is they won’t let him attend. That explains why he is Tweeting about Ivanka Trump fashions being dumper by Nordstrums during a security briefing – he wasn’t in the meeting.
“An insider threat arises when a person with authorized access to U.S. Government resources…. to harm the security of the United States. They enable the enemy to plant boots behind our lines and can compromise our nation’s most important endeavors.”
The NCSC knows Trump wants access to Area 51 (and other National Secrets). They believe that if the Alien Technology is released to him the public and others will soon know it. If UFOs are proven as real and this would create havoc and fear worldwide.
They also fear Russians could build weapons by reverse engineering the alien technology – a huge threat to American national and worldwide security.
People have come forward about UFOs in the past, including Paul Hellyer a retired Canadian Minister of Defense, but he wasn’t take seriously (See Below). If the President – the leader of the free world announced it – even if Trump Tweeted it at 3:00AM, people would believe him.
In early September 2005, Hellyer made headlines by publicly announcing that he believed in the existence of UFOs…….
n 2007, the Ottawa Citizen reported that Hellyer is demanding that world governments disclose alien technology that could be used to solve the problem of climate change:
I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation…that could be a way to save our planet…We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough.
So Trump claims he doesn’t need to go to the security briefings when in reality they won’t let him in.The Russians are pushing him to make a deal but he can’t get clearance for area 51 to see what is really there and make his decision.
There are also jokes around the pentagon that President Trump can’t remember the nuclear launch codes.
Now his political enemies have evidence of the meetings with Russians and want to investigate. If they could find proof of this rumor Trump wouldn’t just be impeached, he and his advisors would go to jail for treason.
Donald Trump slipped-up when he said Obama’s warrant for tapping Russian phones was directed at him. Now he is trying to provide his own proof as a smoke screen.
A Trump insider found court documents showing a request for a warrant to place wiretaps investigating Russian activities during the election.
Why else would Trump think the Russian taps were targeting him?
President Trump – who’s administration is under investigation for working with the Russians – quickly responded through tweets that the phone taps were targeted at him.
It was a big mistake, basically admitting that he was directly communicating with the Russians. Why else would he think the taps were targeting him?
Now Trump’s team has come forward with a photo saying it is proof that Obama was involved in the wire tap. Their hope is that the idea of a president involved in bugging phones will take the attention away from Trump’s slip-up.
The Trump’s Tweets:
“How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very sacred election process. This is Nixon/Watergate. Bad (or sick) guy!”
“I’d bet a good lawyer could make a great case out of the fact that President Obama was tapping my phones in October, just prior to Election!”
“Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my ‘wires tapped’ in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism!”
“Is it legal for a sitting President to be “wire tapping” a race for president prior to an election? Turned down by court earlier. A NEW LOW!”