In a shocking move that will anger many of Trump’s supporters, Donald has asked Hillary Clinton to host the next season of The Apprentice.
Donations to the Clinton Foundation have basically dried up
Insiders say that the President Elect wants to bury the hatchet with the Clintons and regain their previous friendship. It seems that Trump’s continuous bashing of the Clinton Foundation has caused Americans to stop donating. Hillary’s retirement from politics has also caused foreign governments and businesses to stop donating as well. In a way the Clintons are out of work with a greatly reduced nest egg.
Finding a new host for the show is key to Trump running his businesses at arm’s length while he is in office. It will be a double conflict as the new season will focus on doing government work in Washington. Trumps plans to show how business people can do things better IE Drain the Swamp. Clinton is an ideal choice for host who understands the inner workings of the government. This also follows Trump’s philosophy of giving women business opportunities.
CBC has long been challenged with profitably supporting original Canadian content. A controversial new program will allow them to do it.
The recent Trudeau government announcement of plans to jump start the economy includes porn production, was a surprise, but the CBC was quick to accept it. The porn industry is worth billions worldwide and Canadian has played a small role – until now.
It seems there were many scripts and ideas developed for Canadian porn (See Below), there was just little support to develop it. With the government support product began almost immediately and the CBC Execs we quick to buy the rights. They realized they could promote the adult shows on late night TV and drive views to their website where they could cash in on the internet porn mother-lode.
Canadian Porn coming soon
New programming will be available to go to air in early 2017. There are fresh new ideas as well as new takes on old Canadian favorites.
Canadians love to watch men in short pants, stockings and garter belts
View shows include: The Topless PM, Trans Canada, Large Double Double, Roll up the Rim and the hockey themed Shoot for the 5 hole.
Canadians will be familiar with updates on old favorites including: – This Howard has 22”, Slitts Creek, Kenny on Spenny, North of 60 (Mature), The Littlest Ho. The first handyman / cooking / sex show – Whack with Yan, and of course Mr Dress Up.
The outdoor adventure sex show Sex in a Canoe was rejected because of its close ties to American Beer (It’s f*%king Near Water!)
Initially French programing was not included in the government program so CBC will utilize Bleu Nuit classics like the Russian inspired Raspoutine, Le Gala Juste pour rire.
No Quebec productions were included in the Government grant program so CBC will air French classics previously aired on Blue Nuit.
This seems like a big move for the CBC, but executives say: “Canadians are ready for porn on TV”. “Hockey night In Canada has helped make porn acceptable to Canadians”. They stated “Over the years Canada has grown accustomed to spending their Saturday nights watching men short pants, stockings and garter belts, holding their sticks, and checking each other in the corners”. This has pushed Canadians to hold more liberal views towards sex.
The government approach to art – a stand against oil or a cash grab?
Despite protests the BC government will continue to remove all oil paintings from government funded museums. This includes iconic paintings by Emily Carr and the Group of Seven.
In a insider statement from Premier Clarks office “This government believes in art as an influence on society. The use of oil in any form is bad for the environment so we need to set the example, taking a leadership role against using oil products.” There have been big protests but the premier does not care.
It’s like a book burning but this art is worth hundreds of millions
Protesters are calling it a modern book burning and want the government to stop the program immediately and to disclose what has been done with the art. Protest leaders hope that the art is still recoverable, suspecting they will either destroy or sell the art.
The oil paintings in question are worth hundreds of millions of dollars and it is suspected that they proceeds from the sale will be added to the provinces Carbon Tax fund for green initiatives or used to support the arts.
Art industry insiders predict that flooding the market with this many paintings will drive prices down by as much as 60%. After the costs of removal, lost revenues in the empty galleries and the auction fees it could mean the program just breaks even.
Following through on another election promise, the Trump Team has been working hard on simplifying the puzzle palace that is Washington.
Paying 50 politicians to do the same job does not make sense
Team insiders with strong business experience want to downsize the number of politicians. “We have politicians from 50 states and their staff who are doing the same job and it does not make sense. Washington is not a state so losing jobs there won’t count, but the money saved will.”
They will organize the states into 14 groups. This could reduce government legislation costs by as much as 70% and cut through miles of bureaucratic red tape.
Draining the Swamp in Washington will help kick illegals out of the country
The saved money will help move illegals back to Mexico. Their jobs will go to hard working Americans. This plan will double down on Draining the Swamp and making America Strong again. The fun part will be contests on twitter for naming the new state groups – Texasippi has a very nice ring to it.
Canadian government insiders reveal the real reason for P.M. Trudeau’s recent meetings with Chinese business leaders – they are selling him a copy of The Great Wall of China.
It’s not a scam on the original wall, but a molded prefab replica built on the Canada US Border. It will mirror the one to be built on the Mexico US Border – La Gran Muralla.
Partnering with Mexico’s La Gran Muralla project will reduce Canada’s costs
China is doubling down on their expertise in product knock-offs: they’re replicating their own Great Wall. Their plan uses molds cast live on the Great wall which will make building replicas cheap. Mexico has already agreed to build one so there could be considerable cost savings if Canada uses the same molds. (see Mexico’s plan)
Crowd sourcing a wall……. Tolls on the Border
The Mexican project is financed by China and will be paid off through tourism and sponsorship activities. Canada will take a multi level approach to paying for it: Crowd Sourcing, Private Investment, Tolls and Tax Revenues.
Crowd Sourcing for a wall on the Canada US border was posted during the US election. Fears of Donald Trump’s foreign policies motivated a group to build a protective border wall. For a large donation people would have a visual space on the wall where they could place photos, ads, messages. When Google Maps confirmed they could film the wall for their “street view” on maps the donations poured in. These donations could be honored and included in the new plan.
Oil companies will heavily invest in a private transportation source for crude oil
Building with molds means the inside of the wall could be empty – a virtual coast to coast tunnel. Large oil companies are very interested as they could build inner rail lines or a pipeline to transport their crude privately. This would give them the freedom to save a lot of money verses traditional pipelines.
The project already has a catchy name – The Bords
Government insiders say the rest of the money will come from charging tolls at all border crossings and general tax revenues. They propose that the economic boom created by the wall construction will offset the money spent on the wall.
The biggest issue is what will the wall be called. An early favorite plays on the border and a hockey theme – The Bords.
After President Elect Trump’s refusal to back down after recognizing Taiwan as a country China has fought back.
They are formally declaring Hillary Clinton as the true winner of the election because she won the overall popular vote. While Clinton has met with Chinese diplomats over the announcement, it is not clear where this issue will go next. P.E. Trump has not yet tweeted his response.
Vancouver Mayor Gregor Robertson is angry at property developers who are avoiding the new Vacant Home tax he launched this fall.
When the Tax against foreign ownership was introduced there was an immediate dive in the market that indicated it was working. Read More Vancouver home sales drop nearly 33% in September Now it has been revealed that Sales continued as property developers found a way to avoid the city’s meddling altogether.
The Condo Futures market copied the pork bellies, AirBnB, Bitcoins, Uber
Greedy and creative Vancouver developers mixed virtual reality with commodities and created Condo Futures. Rather than build properties that will owe the tax, they are selling un-built virtual condos. Offshore investors who loved the safety of Canada for their investments, now can avoid all property tax and even maintenance costs.
“The tax really opened our eyes to new possibilities” says a property insider. “we were building for people who had no intention of living in our homes, so why build them? We mixed AirBnB and Uber for renting things they don’t have, Bitcoins for starting their own economy and the Chicago commodities market where people invest in pork bellies that aren’t even born yet”
The result is the continuation of a lucrative market for property developers without adding anything into the economy. Mayor Robertson is furious with the developments but so far there is not much he can do about it. Early warnings against government intervention in free markets may now be ringing true.
Real estate insiders say this may be the fastest growing trend in the business. Only a few large developers are involved with thousand of offshore investors so they have been able to keep it hidden.
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