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Don Cherry reacts to Trump Forcing Canadian NHL’ers out of US

One of the President Trumps first actions hits Canadians right in the heart – Hockey

We can’t wait until Don Cherry officially reacts to this one.

President Trump’s America First policy means that Canadian NHL players can’t work full time for American teams. American  NHL players only take up 15% of the league, so filling US teams will be a challenge.

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Don’t mess with my good Canadian Boys!

Don Cherry has always been a fighter, but it is hard to take a piece out of a president without getting arrested or worse. So we will wait to see what Cherry has to say about this in the next Hockey Night In Canada broadcast.

Imagine Sydney Crosby or Jonathan Toews playing for Team USA at The Olympics?

The full extent of the policy is not yet known but here are a few things we would like to get Cherry’s reaction to:

  •  There are more Canadian players in the US than the teams in Canada can carry – will they be unemployed? Will they go to Europe?
  • Some Player’s could take US Citizenship – What does Cherry think of Sydney Crosby or Jonathan Toews  playing for Team USA at The Olympics?
  • What will be the reaction to Toronto fans / Leafs Nation when they lose Auston Matthews?
  • What will the TV Broadcasters do with their huge contracts – can they sue?
  • What happens when American Minor league pros, college players and the National team get called up to the NHL. Who will replace them in the minor leagues?
  • Will Some US Teams fold due to lack of quality players?
  • Can Canadians take Scholarships from US colleges?

The NHL League office has not yet reacted to this new policy. It will be interesting to see how American Hockey fans react when their teams are decimated.

 

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Don Cherry and Donald Trump have many similarities – and a lot of differences

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CBC to Embrace Trudeau’s Plan for Canadian Porn

CBC has long been challenged with profitably supporting original Canadian content. A controversial new program will allow them to do it.

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Broadcasting Canadian made porn will be the focus for CBC revenue gains

 

The recent Trudeau government announcement of plans to jump start the economy includes porn production, was a surprise, but the CBC was quick to accept it. The porn industry is worth billions worldwide and Canadian has played a small role – until now.

It seems there were many scripts and ideas developed for Canadian porn (See Below), there was just little support to develop it. With the government support product began almost immediately and the CBC Execs we quick to buy the rights. They realized they could promote the adult shows on late night TV and drive views to their website where they could cash in on the internet porn mother-lode.

 

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The new porn programs to be launched in early 2017

Canadian Porn coming soon

New programming will be available to go to air in early 2017. There are fresh new ideas as well as new takes on old Canadian favorites.

Canadians love to watch men in short pants, stockings and garter belts

View shows include: The Topless PM, Trans Canada, Large Double Double, Roll up the Rim and the hockey themed Shoot for the 5 hole.

Canadians will be familiar with updates on old favorites including: – This Howard has 22”, Slitts Creek, Kenny on Spenny, North of 60 (Mature), The Littlest Ho. The first handyman / cooking / sex show – Whack with Yan, and of course Mr Dress Up.

The outdoor adventure sex show Sex in a Canoe was rejected because of its close ties to American Beer (It’s f*%king Near Water!)

Initially French programing was not included in the government program so CBC will utilize Bleu Nuit classics like the Russian inspired Raspoutine, Le Gala Juste pour rire.

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No Quebec productions were included in the Government grant program so CBC will air French classics previously aired on Blue Nuit.

 


This seems like a big move for the CBC, but executives say: “Canadians are ready for hockey-gartersporn on TV”. “Hockey night In Canada has helped make porn acceptable to Canadians”. They stated “Over the years Canada has grown accustomed to spending their Saturday nights watching men short pants, stockings and garter belts, holding their sticks, and checking each other in the corners”.   This has pushed Canadians to hold more liberal views towards sex.