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New Donald Trump turnip toy a hit in Russia, Eastern Europe

Donald Turnip Head a Mr Potato head knockoff based on Donald Trump is the hottest toy in Eastern Europe.

Someone in Eastern Europe took some anti Trump sentiment and channeled it into a toy. Now it is one of the fastest selling things in Russia, Poland, Belarus, and the Ukraine.

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Like the original Mr Potato Head, you need to supply the vegetable that will be Mr Trump. Some have been using a large orange pumpkin for a more realistic Trump look

People in countries that are unhappy with President Trump’s behavior are after retailers to buy stock the store as they don’t trust Russian online shopping web sites.  So far stores in   Germany, Australia claim to have orders placed and even Nordstum in the US  is looking for it to replace their top selling Rock In A Bag.

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Russian President Putin – a close friend of Donald Trump – has been bringing the toy everywhere and is always joking as if it is the real Trump.

Rumours are that the original doll was to be a talking Trump doll, but translators could not make sense of President Trump’s speech and grammar.

Sales have been the best of any non Christmas toy

They decided to go ahead with selling the pieces that could be used on a real turnip. They planned on launching the full body talking Turnip once they figured out what the hell Trump was saying, but sales have been the best of any non Christmas toy,  so good they may not need to do it.

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Boys will love playing with the soon to be launched Kellyanne Conway Corn Cob Doll.

 


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As we post this Nordstrum announced they would drop Ivanka Trump’s line of clothing and jewelry. This will really upset President Trump knowing they will stoop to sell a rock in a bag but dump his daughter’s designs. Read More: Nordstrum drops Trump line


 

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Reason behind Trump, Trudeau’s First meeting delay

President Trump wants a “boys only” getaway in Montreal with Trudeau to blow off steam after a busy start. Sophie Trudeau says no!

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President Trump wants a getaway with Prime minster Trudeau – “Load my buddies onto Air Force One, fly up to Montreal to Karaoke and party with some French “Broads”.”

Having advisors like Kellyanne Conway and Steve “President” Bannon making the decisions for President Trump takes away most of the work. Still he has had to sign many documents and made over a dozen official phone calls. This is more than he is used to so he is looking for a change to get away from the pressure of the White House.

His plan was to come to Canada in early February to meet Prime Minster Trudeau. The issue is he wanted to bond with Trudeau in a Boy’s getaway and have some fun in Montreal. He feels that the people there don’t speak English so they can talk about official business in public an no one will understand.

Ivanka Trump way offer Trudeau the way out

This does not work with Trudeau’s wife Sophie, she was looking for a chance to meet the new first lady and wear a lot of new clothes. She definitely doesn’t want her husband letting loose in the Montreal bars.  He has already been away on the road for weeks doing his town hall tour.

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Sophie put her foot down! She was hoping for fashionable photo ops with the new first lady, not checking Facebook selfies of her husband partying with Trump in Montreal Clubs

So for now Justin Trudeau is stuck between his wife and President Trump. Insiders say Ivanka Trump way offer him the way out. She wants to hook up Justin but does not like to party with her father – he keeps saying he would date her if he could and it creeps her out. So she may push Trump to do an official visit and let her play the first lady.


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