Ivanka Trump went from elated to dejected when she realized Come From Away was a new Broadway play, not an intimate encounter with Justin Trudeau
Ivanka Trump was clearly confused and disappointed by her “Come from Away” encounter with Justin Trudeau in New York. She had prepared for an intimate night alone in an old theater with Justin, but she was embarrassed and saddened by her mistake.
Ivanka showed up in a black trench coat with little on under it
Trudeau is building a relationship with Ivanka to influence her father in future NAFTA negotiations. So he invited her to a Broadway play based on Americans taking sex vacations in a remote Canadian city. (Funny fact that the city is called St. John’s for the Johns who travel their for sex).
Ivanka – who like her father lusts after exotic foreigners – took the invitation literally and showed up in a black trench coat with little on under it.
Trudeau seemed flattered by her intent, but was officially introducing the show and speaking to the crowd so he could not slip away with her.
Since meeting in Washington they have fed their mutual attraction by meeting at least once every week.
Justine Trudeau is re-forming the Three Amigos to take on bully Trump over NAFTA.
Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto and Barack Obama have agreed to join Trudeau to triple team Trump in the Boardroom and take him down.
President Trump is looking to simply dictate the new terms of the agreement, forcing Mexico and Canada to comply.
The Three Amigos get along like brothers and will triple team Trump with many boardroom tactics. Trump is a tough boardroom negotiator but has weaknesses they can exploit:
“He is an idiot with numbers for one. He hasn’t figured out that bigly is not a number – it’s barely a word. We will be talking in Pesos, $US, CDN$, and Metric until his head spins.”
“He Doesn’t know the details of NAFTA now so we could negotiate a worse deal for America and he would say he won!”
“If he starts getting some traction we will switch to a mix of Spanish and French. Trump will lose him mind”
If Trump thinks to bring in advisors who could get the upper hand in the deal, then Trudeau is prepared.
“Trump loves campaigning so we will trick him into doing a referendum on the deal like the Brexit vote. His Ego won’t be able to say no!”
Insiders say Trudeau has growing confidence after Trump agreed to the Keystone pipeline deal. If he is that desperate to create jobs Trudeau will have an upper hand. He just finds the idea of being alone with Trump as creepy.