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Will Trudeau, Pena Nieto, Obama, Thump Trump Over NAFTA?

Justine Trudeau is re-forming the Three Amigos to take on bully Trump over NAFTA.

Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto and Barack Obama have agreed to join Trudeau to triple team Trump in the Boardroom and take him down.


Trudeau, Pena Neito, and Obama can’t wait to get at Trump

President Trump is looking to simply dictate the new terms of the agreement, forcing Mexico and Canada to comply.

The Three Amigos get along like brothers and will triple team Trump with many boardroom tactics. Trump is a tough boardroom negotiator but has weaknesses they can exploit:

 “He is an idiot with numbers for one. He hasn’t figured out that bigly is not a number – it’s barely a word. We will be talking in Pesos, $US, CDN$, and Metric until his head spins.”

“He Doesn’t know the details of NAFTA now so we could negotiate a worse deal for America and he would say he won!”

Trump – unprepared and easily distracted will quickly loose interest in negotiating and try to close the deal.

“If he starts getting some traction we will switch to a mix of Spanish and French. Trump will lose him mind”

 Mr Wonderful, Kevin O’Leary was first choice as a boardroom Pit Bull until he joined the Conservative Leadership Race.


If Trump thinks to bring in advisors who could get the upper hand in the deal, then Trudeau is prepared.

“Trump loves campaigning so we will trick him into doing a referendum on the deal like the Brexit vote. His Ego won’t be able to say no!”



Insiders say Trudeau has growing confidence after Trump agreed to the Keystone pipeline deal. If he is that desperate to create jobs Trudeau will have an upper hand. He just finds the idea of being alone with Trump as creepy.

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PM Trudeau’s Town Hall Meetings will Cost Taxpayers Thousands of Dollars

Few People Realize that Town Hall Meetings are Not Free

It’s not clear if PM Trudeau doesn’t trust his MP’s feedback from their ridings or if he thinks Canadians have changed in the 15 months since he was elected, but he is meeting Canadians first hand and it will cost taxpayers thousands.

15 months after the election – has Trudeau lost touch with Canadians already?

Not many people realize that Town Hall meetings aren’t free. They were trademarked by two Americans in the 1970’s. Like the Happy Birthday song, it is one of those trademarks that few people know about.

Looking For Justin Trudeau’s Town Hall Meetings Schedule?

 Good Luck, it’s not easy. You can try checking the Prime Minister’s Daily Itinerary or your local Liberal Party web page.  They are trying to use the meetings to collect emails and personal information for future elections.

Although Town Hall type political meetings have been around for almost 400 years, they were held in many different locations. Do you actually know of one that has been held in a town hall?

Shonda Town and Ruben Hall Trademarked “Town Hall” Meetings in the 1970’s – the money continues to pour in

In the 1970’s 2 New England workers Shonda Town and Ruben Hall (a relative of Arsenio

Town and Hall eventually married

Hall) worked for a company that managed buildings used for political meetings. Their job was to clean up after the meetings but they found the politician’s rarely paid for the hall.

Shonda was taking College legal courses at night and suggested they take legal action. After many issues and roadblocks they found that they could trademark the name Town Hall Meeting and this would allow them to take legal action when they weren’t paid.

Who has been to a town hall meeting in an actual Town Hall?

Other trademarks few people know about

Happy Birthday song>     

 Get ready to Rumble>  

 Page Playoff in curling>     

We don’t use the full names as we don’t want to pay the royalty fees

The idea took off for them in the 1977 US Presidential election when Jimmy Carter held a number of Town Hall Meetings.  The resulting royalties has made the pair hundreds of thousands of dollars each year.

Over time they developed the royalties to include extras for large crowds and televised events.

Tim Hortons shy’s away from Politics after anti Trudeau boycotts in Alberta

In 2015 Canadian election town halls were often held in Tim Hortons for free. However a number of events in Alberta caused a backlash as anti–Trudeau voters boycotted the chain. The company has shied away from political events since then.

The Trudeau national tour will be paid for by the federal government and Town Hall royalties are paid for in US dollars. The cost to Canadians could be huge.

Remember: You must never, ever give up hope. You are not destined to fail, you are destined to succeed, and if you keep that fact it in mind you won’t go far wrong. The most important trait you can have is confidence in your own abilities.






Liberal Electoral Reform Survey Based on Cosmo Quizzes

 The Liberals have been ridiculed for spending millions on the simplistic and biased MyDemocracy Survey. Now it has been discovered why – it is based on quizzes from Cosmo Magazine.

Both P.M. Trudeau and Maryam Monsef claim they didn’t see the survey


It seems that the high paid team the Liberals put in place for their election reform survey did their research while waiting at the hairdressers. It has been revealed that the survey has plagiarized past quizzes from the back of Cosmo Magazine.

How big are your ovaries? Are you a secret Bitch? Is this a sex toy or a piece of Jewelry?

The survey has been strongly ridiculed online, in media and in parliament. They may have not been so harsh if they realized it was based on a hard hitting Magazine quiz, known for cracking such hard hitting questions as: How big are your ovaries? Are you a secret Bitch? Is this a sex toy or a piece of Jewelry?

Prime Minister Trudeau has been quoted as saying:

 Maryam I said – Reform My Election –  not –  Re-Form My Erection!”

The concept of First-Past-the-Post looks a bit different in this light.

Cosmo may ask Trudeau to do a topless spread or else face plagiarism charges 

  These MyDemocracy Survey questions have been matched up with the Cosmo Quiz questions

My Democracy: Governments should have to negotiate their policy decisions with other parties in Parliament, even if it is less clear who is accountable for the resulting policy.

Cosmo: Cosmo Girls should have to negotiate their sex positions with partners in Bed, even if it is less clear who is accountable for the resulting orgasm.

My Democracy: Voters should be able to express multiple preferences on the ballot, even if this means that it takes longer to count the ballots and announce the election result.

 Cosmo: Lovers should be able to express multiple preferences in the bed, even if this means that it takes longer to achieve all the positions and scream the orgasmic results.


Cosmo: It is better for both partners to have to decide together than for one partner to make all the decisions in where to eat out, even if it takes longer to book a reservation.

My Democracy: The day of a federal election should be a statutory holiday.

Cosmo: The day of your Birthday should be a Day off from Work.


Members of Parliament should reflect the diversity of Canadian society, even if it means putting in place special measures to increase the representation of certain groups.

Cosmo: Outfits at for dating should reflect the diversity of a girl’s wardrobe, even if it means putting in place special combinations to make sure he sees everything only once.




CBC to Embrace Trudeau’s Plan for Canadian Porn

CBC has long been challenged with profitably supporting original Canadian content. A controversial new program will allow them to do it.

Broadcasting Canadian made porn will be the focus for CBC revenue gains


The recent Trudeau government announcement of plans to jump start the economy includes porn production, was a surprise, but the CBC was quick to accept it. The porn industry is worth billions worldwide and Canadian has played a small role – until now.

It seems there were many scripts and ideas developed for Canadian porn (See Below), there was just little support to develop it. With the government support product began almost immediately and the CBC Execs we quick to buy the rights. They realized they could promote the adult shows on late night TV and drive views to their website where they could cash in on the internet porn mother-lode.


The new porn programs to be launched in early 2017

Canadian Porn coming soon

New programming will be available to go to air in early 2017. There are fresh new ideas as well as new takes on old Canadian favorites.

Canadians love to watch men in short pants, stockings and garter belts

View shows include: The Topless PM, Trans Canada, Large Double Double, Roll up the Rim and the hockey themed Shoot for the 5 hole.

Canadians will be familiar with updates on old favorites including: – This Howard has 22”, Slitts Creek, Kenny on Spenny, North of 60 (Mature), The Littlest Ho. The first handyman / cooking / sex show – Whack with Yan, and of course Mr Dress Up.

The outdoor adventure sex show Sex in a Canoe was rejected because of its close ties to American Beer (It’s f*%king Near Water!)

Initially French programing was not included in the government program so CBC will utilize Bleu Nuit classics like the Russian inspired Raspoutine, Le Gala Juste pour rire.


No Quebec productions were included in the Government grant program so CBC will air French classics previously aired on Blue Nuit.


This seems like a big move for the CBC, but executives say: “Canadians are ready for hockey-gartersporn on TV”. “Hockey night In Canada has helped make porn acceptable to Canadians”. They stated “Over the years Canada has grown accustomed to spending their Saturday nights watching men short pants, stockings and garter belts, holding their sticks, and checking each other in the corners”.   This has pushed Canadians to hold more liberal views towards sex.



Truth Behind Trudeau’s Meeting with Chinese Investors Build a wall against Trump’s USA

 Canadian government insiders reveal the real reason for P.M. Trudeau’s recent meetings with Chinese business leaders – they are selling him a copy of The Great Wall of China.


Chinese business leaders presenting the P.M. with a model of the Great Wall project

 It’s not a scam on the original wall, but a molded prefab replica built on the Canada US Border. It will mirror the one to be built on the Mexico US Border – La Gran Muralla. 

 Partnering with Mexico’s La Gran Muralla project will reduce Canada’s costs

  China is doubling down on their expertise in product knock-offs: they’re replicating their own Great Wall. Their plan uses molds cast live on the Great wall which will make building replicas cheap. Mexico has already agreed to build one so there could be considerable cost savings if Canada uses the same molds. (see Mexico’s plan)

 Crowd sourcing a wall……. Tolls on the Border

 The Mexican project is financed by China and will be paid off through tourism and sponsorship activities. Canada will take a multi level approach to paying for it: Crowd Sourcing, Private Investment,  Tolls and Tax Revenues.  

 Crowd Sourcing for a wall on the Canada US border was posted during the US election. Fears of Donald Trump’s foreign policies motivated a group to build a protective border wall. For a large donation people would have a visual space on the wall where they could place photos, ads, messages. When Google Maps confirmed they could film the wall for their “street view” on maps the donations poured in. These donations could be honored and included in the new plan.

 Oil companies will heavily invest in a private transportation source for crude oil 

 Building with molds means the inside of the wall could be empty – a virtual coast to coast tunnel.  Large oil companies are very interested as they could build inner rail lines or a pipeline to transport their crude privately. This would give them the freedom to save a lot of money verses traditional pipelines.

The project already has a catchy name – The Bords

 Government insiders say the rest of the money will come from charging tolls at all border crossings and general tax revenues. They propose that the economic boom created by the wall construction will offset the money spent on the wall.

The biggest issue is what will the wall be called. An early favorite plays on the border and a hockey theme – The Bords.