Donald Turnip Head a Mr Potato head knockoff based on Donald Trump is the hottest toy in Eastern Europe.
Someone in Eastern Europe took some anti Trump sentiment and channeled it into a toy. Now it is one of the fastest selling things in Russia, Poland, Belarus, and the Ukraine.
People in countries that are unhappy with President Trump’s behavior are after retailers to buy stock the store as they don’t trust Russian online shopping web sites. So far stores in Germany, Australia claim to have orders placed and even Nordstum in the US is looking for it to replace their top selling Rock In A Bag.
Rumours are that the original doll was to be a talking Trump doll, but translators could not make sense of President Trump’s speech and grammar.
Sales have been the best of any non Christmas toy
They decided to go ahead with selling the pieces that could be used on a real turnip. They planned on launching the full body talking Turnip once they figured out what the hell Trump was saying, but sales have been the best of any non Christmas toy, so good they may not need to do it.
As we post this Nordstrum announced they would drop Ivanka Trump’s line of clothing and jewelry. This will really upset President Trump knowing they will stoop to sell a rock in a bag but dump his daughter’s designs. Read More: Nordstrum drops Trump line
Obama got the Nobel prize and Trump wants it too. The problem is President Bannon is mucking up his chances.
Donald Trump is competitive and wants to prove everyone wrong. Winning the election wasn’t enough, he wants to outdo or undo everything Barack Obama has done before him. He wants to beat him on every comparison including the Nobel Prize.Trump thinks Obama had accomplished nothing when he was given the Peace Prize.
This is one of the reasons he is trying to immediately fulfill every election promise he made.
Trump believes closing the borders and restricting travel will keep the Muslim terrorists at home and cause peace. Compared to what Obama did it would make him a shoe-in for the Nobel.
Now things are caught up in the legal and bureaucratic red tape Trump usually ignores
Problem is the travel restrictions are not going as planned. A”So-called” judge suspending the executive order and opened up the border. Now things are caught up in the legal and bureaucratic red tape he usually ignores.
Trump would like to blame or fire someone for messing this up. His problem is that everyone knows his advisor Steve Bannon came up with the plan. At the same time there is a #PresidentBannon movement online that is embarrassing to Trump. If he blames Bannon for the mess he admits to the President Bannon issue.
So Donald Trump is stuck and in a mess he has no idea how to get out of. He’s also not sure if Steve Bannon is messing things up on purpose as well as promoting the #presidentbannon movement. It looks like another issue his kids will have to work out for him.
Even President Trump had to be Surprised when Iran’s leader proposed a business deal
Iran’s positive response to US immigrant restrictions was expected – they don’t want to let anyone go to the United States. The surprise is that they want to partner up with President Trump in a business deal.
President Trump’s positive statements about Waterboarding have caught the attention of people worldwide, mostly in horror, but some as an opportunity.
Trump is the first President they trust to do their Waterboarding properly
Iran’s leaders have indicated that they would like to work with the United States in interrogating prisoners. Like many big businesses have done, Iran and other countries are trying to reduce costs by outsourcing. America has developed an expertise in centralizing their Waterboarding activities in Guantanamo Bay. They seem like they could increase the scope of their Waterboarding without a loss in quality.
The Sudan, Syria, Libya, Somalia, and Yemen, have also indicated they would like to be included in a deal with the US.
Their spokesmen have said
“Trump is the first President they trust to do their Waterboarding properly.” “His business background gives them the confidence that the operation will be cost effective and efficient”
President Trump is expected to relocate the facilities from Guantanamo Bay to mainland USA. The inside story is that it will be to the state of Mississippi – as in 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi…
Justine Trudeau is re-forming the Three Amigos to take on bully Trump over NAFTA.
Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto and Barack Obama have agreed to join Trudeau to triple team Trump in the Boardroom and take him down.
President Trump is looking to simply dictate the new terms of the agreement, forcing Mexico and Canada to comply.
The Three Amigos get along like brothers and will triple team Trump with many boardroom tactics. Trump is a tough boardroom negotiator but has weaknesses they can exploit:
“He is an idiot with numbers for one. He hasn’t figured out that bigly is not a number – it’s barely a word. We will be talking in Pesos, $US, CDN$, and Metric until his head spins.”
“He Doesn’t know the details of NAFTA now so we could negotiate a worse deal for America and he would say he won!”
“If he starts getting some traction we will switch to a mix of Spanish and French. Trump will lose him mind”
If Trump thinks to bring in advisors who could get the upper hand in the deal, then Trudeau is prepared.
“Trump loves campaigning so we will trick him into doing a referendum on the deal like the Brexit vote. His Ego won’t be able to say no!”
Insiders say Trudeau has growing confidence after Trump agreed to the Keystone pipeline deal. If he is that desperate to create jobs Trudeau will have an upper hand. He just finds the idea of being alone with Trump as creepy.
Whether or not you believed the BuzzFeed reports about the Trump Sex Tapes the Russians have, it is irrelevant now.
Russia says they no longer have any Sex Tapes of Donald Trump made while he was in Moscow. They claim to have deleted and destroyed all of the evidence. They did not give a reason for this but there is a lot of speculation.
Many on team Trump say it proves that the Russians never had the sex tapes, it was all an incredible lie.
Many others follow Rosie O’Donnell’s viewpoint
Washington insiders say it is a peace offering – Trump the businessman could be blackmailed – they want a good relationship with Trump the President.
Many others follow Rosie O’Donnell’s viewpoint – that Donald Trump Sex tapes are too gross to even imagine, let alone watch. Russian media states that Russian intelligence agents are still speechless on the subject.
President Trump’s America First policy will hit the NHL harder than other sports leagues.
With the majority of NHL teams located in the US but only 15% of it’s players American, it will be a disaster. There will have to be a major swap of players. Fans won’t know their teams anymore.
President Trump’s policies are true to his campaign promises to create American jobs, but he does it like a showman. “Trump’s forte is promotion, he knows that job creation takes a while to have impact so he is looking at hitting industries with high visibility.” Say spokes insiders.
Imagine what Leafs Nation will do if Auston Matthews goes back to Arizona?”
With all Canadian and other foreign Players leaving the US there will be a huge void of professional players.
American’s will want (or may be forced by Trump) to go back to play in the US.
“Auston Matthews is the best thing to happen to the Toronto Maple Leafs in decades. Imagine what the fans and Leafs Nation will do if he goes back to Arizona?”
This means most American Minor League professionals, College players, and Junior National team players will be called up.
It’s not clear if Canadians will still be allowed to take US Hockey scholarships.
Many Canadian Players will have the opportunity to get US citizenship and green cards. Read More> However this will prevent them from representing Canada at the Olympics.
NHL Commissioner has not yet commented on the situation or how it impacts his league expansion plans.
The Secret Service scrambles as President Elect Trump demands all female Secret Service bodyguard for the inauguration.
As guests and entertainers continue to bail on the Presidential Inauguration, P.E.Trump has decided to take things into his own hands. He is going to surprise everyone with an all female secret service bodyguard.
Everywhere I go people will see beautiful American women, it will be like the Miss America pageant every day.
Trump team insiders explained “He sees this as symbolic, giving American men something to aspire to and showing women they can equally work for powerful men. Also when he has these women in private it will hugely prove the women who said he tried to assault them are big liars.”
This last minute demand has left the secret service scrambling to select and train agents.
It is a challenge because Trump’s direction for choosing his personal agents focused on the “body” part of Bodyguard. “Everywhere I go people will see beautiful American women, it will be like the Miss America pageant every day.”
Trump also wants them to dress more fashionable, “Everyone knows the president has bodyguards why hide them in plain suits?”
The inside joke is that they will change the agency’s name to “Victoria’s Secret Service.” “The agents we choose look great in training but who knows what Trump will think of them? We are trying to delay until the agents are prepared but the President Elect wants to make a big impact at the inauguration.”
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